"A nooner, Brenda! It ain't food!"
Brenda learns a new vocabulary word when her mom almost-but-not-quite has an affair with an old college boyfriend. Let's see...pompous photographer or boring, workaholic accountant? Yeah, that is a tough choice. Too bad I don't care. Also in the realm of things I don't care about: David becomes the new school DJ, and Brandon and Brenda participate in a really unscientific study with The Once and Future Mrs. Teasley.